one rule, three things

So now here's this blog. And why? I'll address that later, if. For now, a rule: No angst. No pre-menopausal paranoia, no "hi, I'm suicidal but you can call me Sue." Just a nice, happy blog, with nice, happy thoughts and good grammar oh fer fuck's sake, I just may puke.

That's better.

Here's the me me meme, as applied to me me me:

Three names you go by:
1. Sparky
2. Toots
3. Trip

Three screennames you have:
1. sup-sup-asl
2. typnpawz
3. meowmom

Three things you like about yourself:
1. got a brain
2. got good hair
3. got good alcohol tolerance

Three things you dislike about yourself:
1. often crappy disposition
2. paranoia makes me snoopy
3. no sticktoitiveness

Three parts of your heritage:
1. canuck
2. kraut
3. quaker

Three things that scare you:
1. four more years
2. celulite
3. evil cops

Three of your everyday essentials
1. cats
2. computer
3. yarn

Three things you are wearing right now:
1. robe
2. wedding band
3. orange sox

Three of your favorite bands/artists (at the moment):
1. REM
2. Beethoven
3. Linkin Park

Three of your favorite songs at present:
1. Handel's Messiah
2. Stray Cat Strut
3. Lay Down, by Melanie

Three new things you want to try in the next 12 months:
1. blogging/writing every day
2. keeping a good mood
3. acupuncture

Three things you want in a relationship (love is a given):
1. trust
2. communication
3. good sex

Two truths and a lie:
1. I've had an abortion
2. I've enjoyed heroin more than twice
3. I'm a high-school grad

Three physical things about the opposite sex (or same) that appeal to
you:
1. hands
2. voice
3. smell

Three things you just can't do:
1. make small talk
2. dress for success
3. finish what I start

Three of your favorite hobbies:
1. art
2. puzzles
3. nature

Three things you want to do really badly right now:
1. watch my house magically clean itself
2. eliminate walmart from the earth
3. order a pizza

Three careers you're considering:
1. inventor
2. test driver
3. assassin

Three places you want to go on vacation:
1. the orient
2. the tropics
3. the tundra

Three kids names:
1. Gabby
2. Tigger
3. Boy

Three things you want to do before you die:
1. get out of debt
2. grow Lady Godiva hair
3. Owsley acid

I am number five

What Number Are You?

this thing was kinder than I expected.

You Are the Investigator 5 You're independent - and a logical analytical thinker. You love learning and ideas... and know things no one else does. Bored by small talk, you refuse to participate in boring conversations. You are open minded. A visionary. You understand the world and may change it.